I found this on another site. If this guy had a voice, I don't think he'd be at a loss for words.

Umm, I'm thinking, I have it.

"This is the last time I pole dance, without my coat"!


Cute pic, thanks for posting I LOL.

"YOU. HAVE. GOT. to be KIDDING!!!!

"Getz my team of dogz ready NOW!" Ready???? NOW MUSH!!!

There I was telling this lady groomer how much I enjoyed the rain in Paris. I was talking about FRENCH PUDDLES of water and she thought I wanted to look like a FRENCH POODLE....I WOULD get the one who was hard of hearing.......and NOW LOOK AT ME!

See if I ever talk to a human again

Umm... like meow or something like that!

......At least no one can accuse me of being all fur coat and no knickers!