Thought of another hysterical one!! My husband and I have a "Friends Thanksgiving" every year for everyone to celebrate without family.

The very first one we had was several years ago and we did it up!! Lot's of food and drinks and fun. Anyway, we have a Turkey Bowl afterward where we all go down to the local school yard and try and act like we are 20 again by playing football. This time, we left all the leftovers out on the counter because Parker was safely behind a baby gate upstairs, the kind with the wooden slats. When we returned, the ham was devoured, only the remnants lay on the kitchen floor......but wait a minute, where is Parker. He was still behind the baby gate, but low and behold there were three slats missing. That dog had pulled the slats out, wiggled his 85lb body through the gap....eaten the ham and then snuck back through the gate as if nothing had ever happened!!! Of course he didn't get in trouble, that was way too priceless and intelligent to punish!!! That was my einstein though.....he was so smart but used most of it for evil!!!

God I loved him!!!
Parker's Mom,
Kerry